Arjun and the Chipmunk

"Eh...!"

i better start with the magical word else i guess i'll be sacrificed for the sake of the lord. arjun(hez not the lord btw..) and the chipmunk, neither are sensible, truly sound nonsensical, be it the sound of the name or the sound produced by them.. lets keep apart the fact that this noisy machine is trying to decipher a method to derive sabine's formulae..! reverberation, is our only hope..!

"retribution would be better", i suggested to myself. "even the joker would quit homicide if he were to meet the giant of kknagar..", said another.. travelling in a bus that is named 'janaki nagar' even though every stop is atleast 3 kms away from that godforsaken place, he instills terror into the minds of the inmates of the bus..

as i write these historic lines, my dear friend blessing puts in an untimely interruption trying to correct my title to "alvin and the chipmunk".. god save him.. again an interruption.. "chipmunk's'" it seems, well that much can be accepted as he hasn't disgraced arjun this time around..

neway.. lets talk about crime today(nothing to do with today's crime).. crime not referring to murders.. not the robbery.. but the one that originates due to insanity.. not exactly what the joker does, but still.. talking about bmw's when you can hardly get inside.. well thats the start of something crim(e)'ic'.. crimic because he follows the principle of mim'ic'.. black sheep i suggest.. maybe kamal hassan has a role to play as well for the crime that has been committed by urchin.. arjun rather..

and what did kamal do..? he acted in the movie dasavatharam.. well, we can't blame him entirely because he had to act in the movie that he is supposed to act in.. but coming to the mimic that urchin uses as a gimmic.. 'mimicry'..! gimmic? well, not entirely because when urchin delivers the mimicry, we cry..(okay.. my writing sucks)!

"impedimenta..!" cried satyeki, trying to stop urchin from delivering his punches.. but instead he got the mental punch.. reason? he didn't have a wand..! mental..! but then the travellers thought of another plan to outsmart the mighty animal riding on the 6 wheeled tin can.. simple, yet smart.. push the urchin out during its slumber.. but then.. the result was 'failure'.. after minutes of intense effort, urchin had been moved 4cms.. a new world record.. we still had 110cms to cover.. but then we quit our plan, not because we weren't confident enough but because we knew that the he was 11 minutes away from getting down from the bus anyway.. but then we had to admit we had fallen, but then Mr.v'sang, the alfred of the bus told me that inspiring dialogue..

"why do we fall sir? so that we can learn to pick ourselves up.."

and then i asked him.. "still haven't given up on me?"..

"never" he said..

tears rolled down the eyes of everyone in the bus.. there was roaring applause everywhere.. and then it happened.. the 'reverberation effect'.. and the echoes(batman effect).. our applause had put urchin's stability in jeopardy, and the vibrations were moving him towards the exit..

"Eureka", i cried..!

"Maintain the stability in our applause, and we can improve the state of his unstability", the ever so intelligent satyeki said..

and so we continued our efforts.. and then CRASH..!

"sacrilege", cried someone from the road, not because the mighty man had fallen, but because his fall had left a big crater in the already destroyed roads of kknagar..

"the chipmunk has been arrested", cried satyeki.. i was unaware of the fact that the chipmunk belonged to the so called scientific book by Stanley Kubrick which was undergoin inspection by satyeki himself..

and there started my misinterpretation.. i decided that arjun was the chipmunk.. but then why does my title suggest something which is contrary to the truth..?? just a grammatical error i presume.. thus we conclude with.. "arjun is the chipmunk"..